Saturday, May 15, 2010

Lux and Quinoa

There once was a man who could not turn down a challenge. One day, somebody challenged him to ride a horse. And he did. He ran that horse into the ground.

Literally.

For you see, this man also had a tendency to take everything too far. He ran that horse so hard that it tunneled into the ground. He rode it round and round the equator until they sawed the earth in two.

The man, however, was also an excellent engineer, and had designed space suits for him and his horse. They traveled the galaxy, cleaving planets in twain.

What did they eat? Food. Just like anybody else. What kind of question is that.

What did they love? A challenge.

What did that get them? They destroyed everything.

What did they become? GODS.

2 comments:

  1. I LOVE YOU

    but probably not as much as I love this story

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  2. Why are you so awesome? Because you're Mark Lehtonen. What kind of question is that.

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